Thursday, May 12, 2005

In a perfect world

This week I've spent a lot of time thinking about ways the world would be different if it were perfect. Here is what I've come up with:

People could die of laziness. This would eliminate a lot of the people who make my life difficult.

In random acts of physics, book-cases would fall on people who are unbearable to be around because they're so sniveling and mean.

When life reached a certain level of excruciation, my body would automatically shut down and transport itself to another time and place.

I would be allowed to tell people what I really think.


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